Ken's Dirty Dives

Before we kick off, I'll admit I've been drinking far less as of late which is possibly a good thing for my liver and waist line, but certainly for my bank account. But in watching my waist line go down and the pennies in my account go up, it's made it difficult to continue my usual antics of sinking piss around the world, coming up with a few silly metaphors and of course, climaxing with me stumbling outta places before smashing out 4 or 5 paragraphs of complete nonsense about 'em. However, I get the feeling that society as had the same change of heart as of late, and as a result the non-alcoholic beverage game has levelled up huge! And frankly, I'm here for it. I'm closer to 40 than 30 and at this point the hangovers aren't worth it anymore, so if that means I get to smash a few near beers with some mates and then wake up feeling like a golden goddess, I'm all about it. Thankfully for you, this revelation has taken place after I popped over to Edmonton...