MEIN DEUTSCH IST SCHEIßE, however the weather is lovely, the bricks are old, and boy does it ever feel good to be back in Germany. We’re in Köln. Well Schwabach right now, but we started in Köln. Outside of my travels in Tallinn, Cartagena and maybe if I was feeling generous, Banff, Schwabach is probably one of the most beautiful old towns I've ever seen. Only a bees whisker south of Nuremberg, this quaint, picturesque, parthenon of beauty bares more eye candy than your favourite 80's hair metal music video. You know when Bobby Brown was in Cherry Pie & Tawny Kitaen was dancing on the bonnet in Still of the Night . I find there are very few moments in life where you're able to take a step back, look at your surroundings, and say "yeah, this is the business" to yourself; but this is definitely one of these moments. Old town Schwabach looks as if it was designed solely to be one of the all time great postcards you send your mum on your holidays. Like Lake Ble...
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